When you are living somewhere for centuries and your cousins peacefully move in without stealing anything and the "non-cousins" declare war on you — and then you (regrettably) fuck them up. QQ
Dont declare war on civilians or you"ll get Israeled.
Omar: im about to go blow those cousins up.
Syeed: careful not to get Israeled, Omar.
Muhammad: I wish we chose peace in '48 because getting Israeled and the Nakba sucked.
Omar: im about to go blow those cousins up.
Syeed: careful not to get Israeled, Omar.
Muhammad: I wish we chose peace in '48 because getting Israeled and the Nakba sucked.
by whenyoucauseyourownsuffering December 28, 2023
When someone comes to share something you own with you and then steals it by force and law and tells the world that you are the one who wants to steal it
A person asked me to let him drink water from my bottle, and after a few minutes he asked me not to drink from it so that it would last him the whole day!I've been israeled!
by Pojhd November 25, 2023
by Dewayne Hopkins January 09, 2024
I was just walking down the street and out of no where he punched me in the face; I hit him back a few times, and then police appeared and he got them to charge me with assault. I was Israeled.
by bill3733 December 26, 2023
Illiterate Idiot: "Israel stole land."
Educated Person: "No it didn't you illiterate idiot. Go read a book."
Listener to Illiterate Idiot: "Damn, you got Israeled."
Educated Person: "No it didn't you illiterate idiot. Go read a book."
Listener to Illiterate Idiot: "Damn, you got Israeled."
by NotAnIdiot1234 December 27, 2023
When a country is the only democratic country in the Middle East that allows Christian’s, Muslims, and Jews to pray and live peacefully. Often even using their own resources to treat and help terrorists that indiscriminately attack and kidnap civilians. They send leaflets before attacking terrorists to protect their own people. It is the only nation standing in the war of another genocide that Hamas and other racist groups want.
Some history…
Israel was the Jewish homeland at least 1000 years before Islam was even created.
The word Palestine was first used by Hadrian and renamed it after he killed many Jews that lived in the area.
Historically philistines that lived in Palestine were Greeks not Arabs.
Before 1948 Jews lived in Israel and attacks on Jews existed before Israel. One example is Hebron massacres which happened in Israel.
1948 Israel accepted a two state solution, the Arabs didn’t and wanted to commit a crime against humanity in the form of a genocide. Every war since has been initiated and lost by the Arabs.
Some history…
Israel was the Jewish homeland at least 1000 years before Islam was even created.
The word Palestine was first used by Hadrian and renamed it after he killed many Jews that lived in the area.
Historically philistines that lived in Palestine were Greeks not Arabs.
Before 1948 Jews lived in Israel and attacks on Jews existed before Israel. One example is Hebron massacres which happened in Israel.
1948 Israel accepted a two state solution, the Arabs didn’t and wanted to commit a crime against humanity in the form of a genocide. Every war since has been initiated and lost by the Arabs.
They saved those peoples lives that are horrible people, they had compassion and they Israeled. To go above and beyond
by Aussie88 January 11, 2024
Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.
by The Dialectical Marxist March 12, 2024