Tipsy

When your not drunk enough.

It is also the usual response when someone wants to drive after they drank excessively.

Rinaldo: Oh crap... these three beers only got me tipsy.

DD: No trust me... I'm good really. I'm just a tid bit tipsy, I can totally walk to my car by myself thanks. Now where did I put my pants?

by T. Baggen April 29, 2009

Tipsy Crunk

To have a good time with a group of people that are extremely intoxicated or high.

That party last Friday was tipsy crunk!

by TipsyCrunkBoi May 1, 2008

asscial tissue

A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue

Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tissue.

by GinaMarie October 8, 2007

tipsy

Being a little drunk, but not completely.

He's trying to get me tipsy so he can get me in the bed with him.

by Blanchard November 5, 2006

Tissue Rush

A tissue rush is when one is nearing climax during masterbation, they are so lost in the moment that they forget to reach for a tissue and have to do so at the very last moment, sometimes reducing the quailty of the wank.

Mark: "God last night I was watching this amazing porn. I got so into it

Joe: "Was there a tissue rush?"

Mark: "Yes, yes there was."

by TheMarsh January 30, 2009

Tipsy door

The tipsy door is the point when enough alcohol has been consumed that secrets, or a side of a person's personality, are revealed... this can be anything from sexual promiscuity to that drunk who always cries at parties about his/her latest drama.

"There's some worrying shit behind my tipsy door - don't let me drink too much tonight."

by thinks April 6, 2013

tishyana

The girl who will appear on The Vogue cover 🔥
Her walk is like a shot of whisky. Neat and strong and so full of purpose! And. so many underestimate her punch.

The new girl's entry was so Tishyana that she became the hot gossip in the college!

by yourhiccups January 11, 2018