muffin topper

The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.

May you be hoist by your own petard someday, muffin topper

by furiousgnu April 9, 2009

day tripper

A one-way ticket, yeah. It took me soo-o-oo long to find out. I found out. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

She was a day tripper.

by Beryl Schragger November 13, 2003

topper

a person, who after hearing a story, responds with one of their own which is intended to belittle or "top" the previous one. usually, toppper's stories are complete and utter fabrications of their limited immaginations. extreme toppers actually believe their own impossible lies, and fantasize about their mothers.

c'mon, you don't need an example, we all know people like this.

by lungpig June 18, 2003

Tepperman

An act of such utter stupidity, it confounds all preconceived notions of common sense. Not only does this act offend all that is logical, but it goes unnoticed as being illogical by the offender.

Do you see that guy over there who bought 10 boxes of cheez-its because they say 10 for a $1, and he thought you had to buy all 10? He so pulled a Tepperman.

by The 351 April 13, 2009

Tepperman

An act of such utter stupidity, it confounds all preconceived notions of common sense. Not only does this act offend all that is logical, but it goes unnoticed as being illogical by the offender.

Do you see that guy over there who bought 10 boxes of cheez-its because they say 10 for a $1, and he thought you had to buy all 10? He so pulled a Tepperman.

by The 351 April 13, 2009

Birthday Cake Topper

When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.

One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.

by Slutty McGruddy July 11, 2010

tupperware party

A gathering where a woman engages in sex with three men, taking one penis in her vagina, one in her anus, and one in her mouth. Hence she is air tight.

Lisa invited the mailman, the pool boy, and the pizza delivery man to her tupperware party.

by Huskey Balls April 20, 2006