What’s Pi Thinking?

When the irrational number π is paranoid or petrified that some radical elements of the mathematical brethren might conspire together to promote other mathematical constants like e and 𝛷 in gracing the pages of reputable math journals on a regular basis.

A few notable constants have discreetly approached some Fields medalists (the equivalent of Nobel Prize winners in mathematics) in their dreams by revealing to them some of their sexy numerical and geometric secrets after hearing leaked news of “what’s pi thinking?”

by Fasters August 13, 2022

Thinking with portals

When you use portals in a clever way.

you: "I put two portals in a hallway and fucked myself."

me: "Now you're thinking with portals!"

by croppers April 25, 2010

The Thinking Cap

When a man stands behind someone kneeling down and surprisingly tries to stretch his sac over their head. If done correctly the image will portray a skin covered shower cap with 2 small brains in it

Two brains are better than one....so let me give you The Thinking Cap

by Ason J Nderson A May 15, 2010

Tanking

A team that performs bad on purpose. Usually (if major sports team) play bad to get better picks in the draft.

The 2017-18 Memphis Grizzlies are tanking.

by DeAmazing DeRozan May 14, 2018

Thinking

When you think about someone and you get really horny

My boyfriend is so hot, i'm thinking so hard rn

by boopsboopsinabucket December 8, 2020

tanking

In reference to Magic: The Gathering gameplay. tanking is the act of "going into the tank" coming from 'think tank'. a player "in the tank" is considering their next line of play.

My magic online opponent has been tanking for several minutes now. I'm not sure what he could come out with to save him.

by cheezburgler October 25, 2010

Thinking With His Dick

Going on a night out but not having a wank before you leave and thinking with your dick instead of your head.

Oh look at Shane thinking with his dick again.

by CFCJoe June 1, 2012