full throttle

When you rub your phallic organ and ejaculate at maximum capacity at a speed ranging from mach 2 to 5, causing a heavenly spray of white goo and possible internal organ rupture depending on the target. Commonly misused with "maximum overdrive", when you go full throttle you know your dick wont recover for a few weeks. Common symptoms include your balls looking like a deflated parachute for a few days.

I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER!!! I'M GOING FULL THROTTLE!!!!!
"Jesus Stacy, what happened to your face?"
"Chad went full throttle on me last night."

by 1-900 December 11, 2016

Threatogram

A standard format letter sent to someone from a company (in the UK originally applied to a private parking company) demanding money and threatening all sort of legal action and dire consequences if not paid. The threats usually have no legal enforceability, and the letter is a scare tactics bluff.

"i got another threatogram for XYZ parking "

"Ignore them, they havent got a leg to stand on, and they cant take you to court, they have no evidence"

by lincsyokel August 23, 2012

Throttle

To tightly grip another persons throat to asphyxiate, proceeded by violently shaking them

Dude, if you say Yu-Gi-Oh isn’t a sport one more time I will Throttle you

by Dr. Fishman August 7, 2019

oboe threat

Threat given by band members who play oboe. I make my godamm oboe reeds myself with a knife! Don't you dare fucking touch my hours of work!! I will fucking KNIFE YOU AND BURN YOUR SHITTY CLARINET!!!!! Never forget that you're my band bitch, bitch.

Idiot: *step step* *CRACK!!*
Oboist: OMG You broke my reed you clutz!
Idiot: Jeez calm down, can't you just get another one?
Oboist: I fucking made that myself! It took four days! I'm gonna knife you in your sleep, asshole!!
Other band member: Oh shit, he just got an oboe threat!

by PurpleDragonRider February 11, 2014

cock throttler

An over exhuberant sexual partner

"shes a bit of a cock throttler"

by dirk shube August 31, 2003

throttle

To engage in the act of hardcore and strenuous fucking.

Adam saw Craig throttling the shit out of this bitch!!!

by Big EL June 23, 2005

Def Threats

an Australian mafia family who begun in 1995. said to be responsible for graffiti attacks on city trains and public property

'man, those def threats peeps are way crazy, they sprayed all up side of my whip' or

'did u see that def threats door 2 door running westline this morning?' or

kid1 'hey do u think one day we could be in def threats?'
kid2 'maybe, if we start earning some serious street cred'

by Gemimer October 20, 2008