Tourist

They pretend to be smart but left their brains at home.
They pretend to be wealthy but act like gipsy.
The kind of people that ask info and ignore it

Tourist: i am dr. Engineer but tell me what a license plate is..

Tourist: yeah, i own this company. But hey can you make me a good deal on that?

Tourist: how i get there?
Local: bla long story bla
Tourist: ok, but i go there

by Erphex June 11, 2021

Tourist Season

A season in small ski-resort towns during which stupid foreigners fill the streets, lookin for things to spend far too much money on. Also known as a hunting season during which the stupid tourons are GAME.

Jen: "Oh Christ, its almost tourist season."
Jim: " Oop, better stock up on ammo and overpriced goods."

by ThatOneGuyWhoHatesYou January 29, 2010

Educational Tourist

When a state's primary educational system is entirely distance learning, causing people to work remotely in other states to send their kids to school.

Yeah, you can't get an apartment in town because all the educational tourists are here.

by ElectricMayhem September 1, 2021

Nucky Tourist

One who travels the country dropping bombs in common tourist locations.

My freind's uncle would be an example of a Nucky Tourist. He created the grand canyon with a Nuclear Bomb

by Thegragacious Bear armer December 10, 2012

Tin Can Tourist

A chartered membership organization that promotes the goal of celebrating classic/vintage models of trailers and motor coaches. They do this in part by organizing annual gatherings of trailers and motor home and their autocamping owners at different locations. They also transfer knowledge and experiences at information exchanges.

The Tin Can Tourist objective was to: "to unite fraternally all autocampers”.

Tin Can Tourists promote clean camps, friendliness, decent behavior and wholesome entertainment at the autocamping celebrations.

by mlhiss December 23, 2019

TADGER TOURIST

A girl who claims to be a good ride And plenty of Tadger experience And is a local to Tadger town. when realistically they are the opposite . Inexperienced and still a tourist at tadger town

Uft her blowjobs are like she’s blending a smoothie at the the fuel bar she’s a tadger tourist

by anonymous December 11, 2020

rage tourist

someone that gets angry about changes/new releases in a piece of media they never cared about

A :dude the new zelda game has a female lead ! i cant believe nintendo is feminist now
B : you never played a single zelda game ! stop being a rage tourist

by ligmaman223 June 19, 2024