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Planet of the apes chimney sweep 

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?

You can sleep me under the table any day 

"You can sleep me under the table any day"

-zeroNine

sleep is for the weak 

something someone says when they do not wish to go to sleep, usually while consuming large amounts of caffeine
"go to bed, you're acting crazy again!" "NO! SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!"

does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? 

A phrase used by Bubbles on the popular Canadian tv series Trailer Park Boys, used as a smart-ass reply when someone asks something to which the answer is yes.
Randy: Does it really launch? (referring to a model rocket)
Bubbles: Does it really launch?! Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

sheet pulling up the ass 

Sucking the front so good it pulls from the back
sheet pulling up the ass: she sucked my dick so hard that it pulled the sheets up my ass from the suction

Sleep is for the weak 

When it comes to sleep I don't need it!! I shall stay up and watch anime until i feel like resting!
"Just one more episode"

*finishes the anime*

"Yup sleep is for the weak"