The Politician

a sex position;

The female is in the reverse cowgirl position except both his and her legs are criss crossed. All foundations are crooked similar to politicians.

Johnny's bend in his Johnny made had Lesley shaking during the politician.

by Jake&ace March 23, 2024

politician

professional deceptionist

typical politician:

"read my lips, no new taxes" -George H W Bush 1988
his following presidency delivered new taxes.

by wazhapanin September 28, 2022

[Insert politician I dont like here]

A massive deuchebag. Nobody likes them.

1: Insert politician I dont like here is a fucking retard.
2: Agreed.

by SlimyKlerburt December 5, 2020

politician

A liar, bullshitter,

That dude mike is a straight politician 😏🙄

by Calm9 June 3, 2022

Politician

_noun_

(of a person) needlessly and intrusively bringing politics into a conversation.

I will gouge my eyes out if you bring society into this one more time, you politician!

by KannaKandy February 3, 2025

Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.

Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"

by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023

politicians

what people like T.D. Jakes have turned to be

i hate these damn politicians

by jumakiss_ June 13, 2018