by James arther October 24, 2020
Get the Noncemug. A nonce is typically an old man that enjoys spending too much time with their grandchildren. They tend to drink tea and eat 6 biscuits at a time, only giving the grandchildren half of one. Some popular nonce names may include; “Stephen, Keith, John, Huitson, Huey45, Wild Bill Hickock and last but not least Stoneycroft.”
Grandad texting Grandson 1: “in the bath, not sending pics to prove, almost sick in shorts.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”
by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020
Get the Noncemug. by Yolomanwhipscar June 12, 2018
Get the Noncemug. 
Guy talking to friend - “I went and picked up my girlfriend from highschool today.”
Friend - “What?! Bro you’re a nonce!”
Friend - “What?! Bro you’re a nonce!”
by Kid Creepy May 15, 2020
Get the Noncemug. 
An English word, usually used by roadmen and chavs, to relate to someone who hangs out or goes on dates with younger people. Also used to describe a pedophile.
by wasteman420 January 24, 2018
Get the noncemug.