the meaty surprise

When the meat of a male touches the woman's pussy until he realises the meat of her is inside him

Luke put his 1 inch dick inside of his cousin Judith and then realises her cock is inside him. She has the meaty surprise

by SneakyManYuk January 9, 2018

Meaty Mice

Nipples, Usually Male nipples.

Im going to get dem Meaty Mice!!!

by MeatTrain February 10, 2018

Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.

'that's one endangered meaty panda'

by rarasputin December 31, 2011

The Meaty

A stiffy, boner, rod-on, erection, whatever shmamever

Stupid Man: I've got The Meaty

Stupid Man #2: No.

by mynameisnotleopold February 15, 2023

Meaty asf

A chunky choice of greedy decisions.

Damn jo, You Meaty asf for that. How you gon take the cookies and my wife?

by BreckTown USA May 28, 2020

meaty seaty

A term used to describe a nice plump ass.

"Yo, did you see that ass shaking up and down? That's some meaty seaty!"

by ozsevenzero February 7, 2008

meaty calves

A hot and sexy man that has calves for days 😭😍🤤

Meaty calves is the finest majestic creature ever

by Meaty calves lover123 January 27, 2018