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10 family feasts

The average KFC order for one Samoan person
(Car) Hey can I have a 2pc 1/4 pack.
(KFC worker) I am sorry, we're out of chicken, car in front had 10 family feasts
(Car) Ah ok
by Kunt Fucked Chicken June 30, 2023
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Feast on my squirrel

when a bitch, or skank tries to grab a man out from under you
Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel
by Ash Bee September 29, 2020
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queen's feast

The act of receiving cunnilingus while eating and watching TV in the bathtub
by Thedirtyone522 February 3, 2017
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Feast of Seven Cheeses

The custom of eating a variety of cheese for Christmas Eve is a practice in many communities, especially those celebrating with serious seafood eaters. Participants are welcome from all cultures and religions that support the consumption of cheese.

The roots of the feast of seven cheeses lie in Eastern Pennsylvania — some say Conshohocken, others say Easton, and yet others claim it ranges from Philadelphia all the way to New York City.

Early foodies used to bring a few cheeses or dips to enjoy while family members dined on a variety of land and sea creatures. As time passed, cheese boards became more elaborate with thoughtful pairings and unique accompaniments.

This "festa de luce" also marks the moving on from the winter solstice, as the shortest day is now behind us and we can look ahead to more light and brighter days.

The seven cheeses symbolize health, prosperity, gratitude, love, family, friends and labor.

There is no consensus on which types of cheese to include, though a typical lineup might be:

*A fresh cheese, like mozzarella, burrata, chevre, ricotta or fromage blanc
* Cheddar
* Gouda
* Blue
* A soft creamy style
* A hard aged, like a Parmigianino Reggiano
* House favorite

Accompaniments can vary from specialty crackers and breads to jams, cornichons, nuts, sugared grapes, olives/tapenades and more.

It truly is "la dolce vita."
The Feast of Seven Cheeses is celebrated on Christmas Eve.
by TESSIELOU December 24, 2022
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Feast or Famine

When your fantasy football team finishes only first or worst 5 years running.
If you looked your name up your name in the dictionary it would say feast or famine.
by WoodsyOwl December 16, 2021
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Bean feast

When you shove a bunch of pinto beans up your pee hole and then shoot them out whether alone, with a lover or at a gala event.
Did you go to Todd's place over the weekend?

Hell yeah man, an epic bean feast for all! Pinto beans flying everywhere!
by Binghies June 3, 2024
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Ur niece i feast

An insult worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur granny tranny", "ur brother ur mother", and "ur sister a mister" once this is said to the victim him and all others associated with him implode.
Justin: Ur mom gay

Logan: No u

Justin: ur granny tranny

Logan: aye man calm down

Justin: Fucc u nigga

Justin: Ur niece i feast

Logan: *implodes*
by Asahayta March 19, 2018
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