squat cobbler

A person that is fully clothed, sits on any pie.(Boston cream pie, peach, Apple, and cherry). A costume is often involved. Variations include crybaby squat cobbler where the said person is crying, or also known as Boston cream splat east of the Rockies.

Hey jack let's make a squat cobbler video.

Hey Jim can I buy some pies for my squat cobbler group tonight.

by Agggg33 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie for other people's sexual pleasure

"He's a squat cobbler!"

Squat cobbler??

"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."

by thewarrior1986 September 3, 2016

cunt cobbler

One who cobbles on that cunt (eating that pussy like a champ)

That cunt cobbler really made me ow my wad

by The cock whisper77 May 4, 2020

Peach Cobbler

A very nice, plump, shapely booty, smeared with Whip Cream.

My wife is serving me some Peach Cobbler tonight, better pick some Whipped Cream up tonight!

by SiggyFresh December 5, 2021

Cum Cobbler

An insult saying some one enjoys devouring seminal fluids.

Last night, i heard sounds of a man calling Donovan a cum cobbler.

by Supreme.Bape__ October 26, 2016

Cobbler

Cock gobbler; one who eats cocks for a living

You are a cobbler

She is a cobbler

He is a cobbler

by SpindriftCartel January 31, 2021

squat cobbler

When a fully clothed man in a costume sits on a pie and wiggles around in it

Dan: What kind of pie do squat cobblers use?
Jimmy: I don't know. Peach, banana cream, not really my area of expertise.

by PatrickMcElephant August 30, 2016