Check the hands

A phrase meant to indicate that the apparently female subject of a photo or video might in fact be male, with large hands being the tell. It was invented in the Something Awful subforum "Laissez Faire" in 2009. It has since spread to several other online communities, including Badgame Dot Com.

"Girl? Uh, check the hands, dude."

by im a big fag November 9, 2012

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checking the bath water

first you have to turn the knobs, then you check the temperature below the faucet.

I caught spencer checking the bath water with erin 3 times while they were at the mall today

by benis boy December 19, 2005

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check the oil

before a female has any physical contact with "strange" wang, she must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the male's ass. if not, have at it, til you're satisfied.

by pun tang October 17, 2003

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Checking the oil

When you have so much grease and mold saturating the pubic hairs in the region between your gooch and your innermost cheek, that you can barely walk another step, and therefore "check," the oil. Depending on the circumstances one might: change your yellowing, mud-stained briefs, or dispose of them in the nearest body of water.

Goddamn! It's so hot out here that there is anal waste and sweat running down the bottom side of my thigh out of my shorts! This definitely requires checking the oil

by Dr. Dong Tip October 29, 2015