Eskimo Stranger

When you put your hand into a glass of ice water for five to ten minutes (until it goes completely numb and cold), then masturbate. Extra points for wearing a fur cuff on your wrist.
I gave myself an Eskimo Stranger last night, and it felt just like a wild night in the arctic.
by Mynah January 2, 2009
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Stranger Homosexus

When a man sits on his own penis until it becomes numb and then masturbates. When a man positions himself correctly, he can cut off the circulation of blood to his own penis. When he masturbates or touches the temporarily dead penis, it feels like he is touching the penis of another man. This is, in theory, the opposite of a traditional stranger.
Every since Dave became gay, he has really been in to that stranger homosexus stuff.
by Dr. Skip Forbes April 16, 2008
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stranger in the dark

When one sits on ones hand until it is numb then proceeds to masturbate. This is referred to as "THE STRANGER IN THE DARK", because the hand does not feel like your own.
Last night I got bored with traditional masturbation, so I decided to play a lively game of STRANGER IN THE DARK!
by The Flying Dutchmen September 23, 2013
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Beautiful stranger

When you wake up before your partner from a one night stand and leave a pile of shit on the pillow next to them.
When Mary finally awoke the next morning she found not her new lover sleeping next to her, but a beautiful stranger in his place.
by DC.Kerr December 27, 2008
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dutch stranger

A sexual masturbatory technique where you sit on your hand until it is numb, then place your hand on your penis and have another person manually move your hand so it stimulates your penis
"I walked into the bathroom and saw that Jenna was giving Joey the dutch stranger with no shirt on."
by ShiggityShanks December 24, 2008
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angry stranger

Two handed version of the stranger. Basically sitting on both hands until they are numb, then masturbating with one hand while choking yourself with the other. Simulates having sex with a angry stranger.
Damn, I'm beat from giving myself an angry stranger last night
by Steve-O1 April 24, 2007
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Golden Stranger

A variant of the The Stranger which add as self-inflicted Golden Shower as the finale. The Golden Stranger involves sitting on ones hand until it goes numb, or "falls asleep", and then masturbating with that hand. After ejaculating the masturbator then urinates on himself.
Dude, I finally combined my love of masturbation and getting pissed on, when I learned the Golden Stranger.
by kadongo July 3, 2010
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