Hitler Stache

When a male is banging another in the poo poo hole, then pulls out and marks his lover with his feces coated dick on the upper lip in a pattern not too dissimilar from the mustache sported by Adolf Hitler.
That skinhead is such a Nazi lover, he gave his bitch a Hitler stache.
by Stacey December 06, 2004
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Tatt-stache

When a bull dyke doesn't quite have enough testosterone supplements to grow a real mustache so they get something tattooed above her (it's) lip. WARNING: These will usually be seen in conjunction with tear drop tattoos, notched eyebrows, and names tattooed on the neck.
some random word in spanish tattooed in old english lettering above the lip thus creating the Tatt-stache.
by Tired of the Trash! March 01, 2010
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cooter stache

(n.) what you receive after you have gone down on a girl with a large lotus patch and you come up with a few pussy sprouts on your upper lip
Jon went down on Jen in the bathroom, after the tennis match and came up with a huge cooter stache!
by joe jones and russell bray September 11, 2008
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faux-stache

A moustache that is only half-formed. Generally exists from ages 12-17 if not shaved. Also known as a mexi-stache.
Those kids down at the anime club sure love their faux-staches.
by Veal March 25, 2006
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retard stache

The disorder where some retards have sweet mustaches at early ages
Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache

Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
by Dank McPot February 05, 2014
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Gash Stache

Gash Stache (def., noun): An artfully-manicured pubic adornment above a woman's vagina. This may include the Hitler, the popular landing strip, a classic inverted triangle, the suggestive "V", a 19th Century handlebar fuckstache, or a variety of fun shapes depending on the steady hand and precision grooming equipment. A clean shave is always welcome, but a fun little patch of fur above the V-zone can be a great touch. The Bin Laden beard however, is not.

~A sensational new word from AndyBones, aka PaulAllensCard- Lovingly tending to G-spots & clitoris (pl.-clitori?) since boot-cut jeans were in style~
A cute little "gash stache" is a nice change of pace between the bald weeks ladies, don't be a slave to the wax strip.
by PaulAllensCard November 22, 2016
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Chester Stache

The name for the big, furry mustache some guys grow that reminds you of a child molester, or "Chester".
"Dude, you seriously need to shave of that chester stache....... People will start to think you drive a big, white van and abduct small children......."
by AJay_BigBlue August 14, 2009
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