pull the boat out of the basement

It is when you unzip your pants, reach in and pull out your penis and ball sack.

I had to pull the boat out of the basement to take a piss.

by JOEnobody March 31, 2008

pulling staff out of your ass

an impossible feat of trying to replace staff when noone is available.

we;re pulling staff out of your ass

by gabs 1232 June 22, 2009

Pull your tampon out

When you tell a girl to stop being a bitch. A Tampon is a weird ass cotton dick that girls shove up their pussy to soak blood when she is on the rag. It puts them in a bad mood because it's uncomfortable.

Becky pull your tampon out and stop complaining about the smallest of shit.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 24, 2022

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

by aq_ua March 29, 2021

pulled a rabbit out of the hat

(n.)

1.) Phrase one uses when someone pulls off an amazing stunt or feat that all said persons friends swore was impossible.

"So apparently John actually got her to have sex with him."
"Now way, she's head of the cheer leading squad and he's just a tech nerd!"
"Ya man, she admitted it too."
"Wow, I guess John really pulled a rabbit out of the hat this time huh?..."

by Fa-Rhino April 10, 2009

pull my ring out

To put the utmost amount of effort possible for a given task; to give your all. The term alludes to going further than safely possible in terms of effort. To lift a weight that is not safe to lift without causing physical damage to self. Normally used when trying to express the fact that an individual is putting in effort above and beyond that should be expected in norma\typical situations.

A parrallel can be drawn with a weight lifter; a weight lifter risks a hernia\prolapse when he\she lifts more weight than is safe to lift. The individual still puts the effort in although it may cause them harm.

I'm not going to 'pull my ring out' trying to hit the target since the last team didn't achieve their results and they still received a bonus.

If the last team couldn't be bothered then I'm definitely not going to 'pull my ring out'.

We're sat here 'pulling our ring's out' while they're sat reading urbandictionary.com.

by atticboy July 9, 2010

pull a rabbit out of my ass

When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.

The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.

by knowman December 16, 2009