nonce

GREG PAUL.
eg. he kissed a minor and his mentally challenged fucking idiotic son posted it on youtube.
Niko Omilana: Say n-o-n c-a-y
Shannon Briggs: Im a NONCE! LETS GO CHAMP!
by "Don't use your real name." February 18, 2020
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Nonce

A person who drink milk regularly and purely out of personal choice
Is he drinking milk out of the carton?! What a nonce!
by anonymous November 11, 2020
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Nonce

A nonce is typically an old man that enjoys spending too much time with their grandchildren. They tend to drink tea and eat 6 biscuits at a time, only giving the grandchildren half of one. Some popular nonce names may include; “Stephen, Keith, John, Huitson, Huey45, Wild Bill Hickock and last but not least Stoneycroft.”
Grandad texting Grandson 1: “in the bath, not sending pics to prove, almost sick in shorts.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”
by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020
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Nonce

That Cameron kelly guy fucked Olivia hill she was 13 , what a nonce!
by James arther October 24, 2020
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Nonce

A individual called luke plowman who bums sheep and children
That luke plowman is a right nonce
by Yolomanwhipscar June 12, 2018
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Nonce

When someone is a pure fucking pedophile. They are an adult and like to have sex with little girls
Oi lads, dod you hear about Jehan? Yh, Jehan is a proper nonce
by I have the biggest back May 22, 2019
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Nonce

I ain’t afraid of no nonce
Aideen smyth is a nonce
by F ye anyway August 13, 2019
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