The extreme amount of munchies you get after conducting a long a gruesome patrol in the mountains of Afghanistan. It's almost as equal as the munchies you get after smoking pot.
Dude, I'm goin to the chow hall to eat everything they've got, I've got a bad case of the patrol munchies!
by rodlikestoparty January 17, 2010
Get the Patrol Munchiesmug. Also known as Environmental Food Munch, or Passive Munch. When non-munchers are exposed to secondhand munchies it is called "involuntary munching" or "passive munching." Non-munchers who inhale secondhand munchies take in Funyions and other tasty snacks just like munchers do. The more secondhand munchies you are exposed to, the higher the level of these harmful chemicals in your body.
by Mr. Hand-Munchie January 20, 2009
Get the Secondhand Munchiesmug. Example 1
Man: Urg i got them rug munchies again!
Man 2: Lets go to the strip club..
Example 2
Women: I have the rug munchies!
Women 2: Come over here and eat some pussy.
Man: Urg i got them rug munchies again!
Man 2: Lets go to the strip club..
Example 2
Women: I have the rug munchies!
Women 2: Come over here and eat some pussy.
by lanlan April 11, 2008
Get the rug munchiesmug. by Christopher Sprague January 17, 2008
Get the Munchie Madnessmug. the day after eating weed when you have extreme urges to poop. similar to diarreah...you stomach will start by turning over in itself and then it will come just wait
by kidsteachingkids September 16, 2004
Get the munchiesmug. due to severe porn addiction, one becomes intoxicated in the P and can not stop watching. when one has the porn munchies, it feels as if they can never get enough of it like having the munchies after smoking a J.
by Bedmonds May 15, 2008
Get the porn munchiesmug. Self explanitory you dumb shits.
by JonnyC March 15, 2005
Get the Beer Munchiesmug.