Lettuce.

Lettuce as in something organic and delicious for you to eat. Referring to the concept of becoming intimate with a woman for the first time. The Lettuce suggests that the two of you have been building up to this event for some time and that this is not a superfluous moment but instead the start of some very serious long term fucking.
Rose and I had known each other for years and we both knew that it was time we got down to it. So I said, " Shall I have some of your Lettuce."
by A-Paul_ing_behavior January 28, 2009
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foot lettuce

The last thing that you or anyone would want on their burger. (From the fast food chain Burger King)
Derives from the latin words Forae and Letese.
Brad: Yo man I just found some hecking foot lettuce on my burger king burger.
Chuck: Yo that sucks, man, that happened to me last week.
by BiggestBoy March 09, 2018
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Wet Lettuce

When someone has their personality rapidly drained from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Keith: Where's Brooksy tonight.
Lloyd: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Keith: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
by albert1941 August 12, 2011
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ass lettuce

The small flap of skin in the anus that causes the fart sound when air is passed over it. If for what ever reason the lettuce is stuck to one side or another, it may cause a high pitched whistling sound. Most everyone has ass lettuce unless there is undue trauma caused to the anal cavity from homosexual activity, or hetrosexual anal fornication. Which will in turn cause most of your farts to sound like a hollow wind through a cave sound.
Jim talked to his plastic surgeon about anal rejuvenation. After the football team ran a train on him his ass lettuce was completely obliterated.

Mike gently leaned to his right side during his english test hoping to silently pass gas. Unbeknownst to him the mexican food had left a sticky film on his ass lettuce causing it to whistle a high pitched tune.
by Mikehoncho November 12, 2013
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Wet the Lettuce

Wet the lettuce means a female wetting her vagina lips to mimic a lettuce getting wet. Usually, it's never used much, but only in times when one is drunk.
"Hey, Kyle, i'm just going to wet the lettuce" - "Oh, fuck me, Trish! I didn't want to know that".
by Wet teh lettuce lettice letice September 28, 2013
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shake the lettuce

a female urinating,

imagine water being shaked off a wet lettuce now substitute the water for urine and lettuce leaves for...
drunken girl at pub says to friend 'I've got to go and shake the lettuce before I explode' and proceeds to go to the toilet.
by lantern January 23, 2007
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Hot Lettuce

The way your genitals feel when you have to pull your underwear up quickly in the middle of a hot, wet sex session to avoid being caught.
My girlfriend and I are sitting here with hot lettuce since my mom came home early.
by Arrowhead 6 November 03, 2019
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