The main character in many jokes, he's often misshearing words and telling them to others in distasteful ways. Known for giving his teachers terrible times, as he uses foul language, and makes sexual references. He often walks in on his parents in bed, or discovers his mother with the milkman. An all around bastard of a child.
Sometimes the jokes are twisted to feature Little Susie, or Sally, depending on the narrator. She's usually just as bad.
Sometimes the jokes are twisted to feature Little Susie, or Sally, depending on the narrator. She's usually just as bad.
Esther Cohen was testing her 2nd grade class's imagination. She put her hand in a box, removed something without the class seeing what it was, put her hand behind and asked "Class I am holding something in my hand, its round, red and is edible, what is it?
Several hands went up.
Esther said, "Yes Robert".
Robert, "Is it an apple?"
Esther replied, "No Robert. Who else can try?"
Peter called out, "It's an orange."
The young teacher said, "No."
James shouted, "It's a tomato!"
"Very good James, that's correct," the teacher answered.
Little Johnny's hand shot up as he said "Miss Cohen, I also want to test the class's imagination."
Esther, reluctant to call on Johnny due to his propensity to use foul language, said "Okay, go ahead".
Johnny putting his hand in his trousers pocket says, "I am holding something in my hand, its three inches long and has a head, what is it?"
The class was quiet and no one had their hand up. The teacher thought quickly and said in a disgusted voice, "Johnny sit down and keep quiet. I don't want any of your silly jokes."
Johnny, smiling removes his hand from his pocket and says, "It's a match stick, Miss Cohen. You have a lot of imagination."
Several hands went up.
Esther said, "Yes Robert".
Robert, "Is it an apple?"
Esther replied, "No Robert. Who else can try?"
Peter called out, "It's an orange."
The young teacher said, "No."
James shouted, "It's a tomato!"
"Very good James, that's correct," the teacher answered.
Little Johnny's hand shot up as he said "Miss Cohen, I also want to test the class's imagination."
Esther, reluctant to call on Johnny due to his propensity to use foul language, said "Okay, go ahead".
Johnny putting his hand in his trousers pocket says, "I am holding something in my hand, its three inches long and has a head, what is it?"
The class was quiet and no one had their hand up. The teacher thought quickly and said in a disgusted voice, "Johnny sit down and keep quiet. I don't want any of your silly jokes."
Johnny, smiling removes his hand from his pocket and says, "It's a match stick, Miss Cohen. You have a lot of imagination."
by ~Tamal August 10, 2006
Johnny Deeper is a fictional young boy who appears in a number of sexually explicit anecdotes referred to as "Johnny Deeper Jokes". These stories are passed around elementary school age males, and may to many represent first exposure to sexually themed humor.
Most stories center around the character Johnny Deeper fornicating with teachers or being vulgar in the classroom; hence the series enduring popularity with the age group. Some jokes are very simple and play only off Johnny's surname, while others, far more complex, just represent Johnny as a vulgar, but ultimately innocent and loveable elementary school student.
Most stories center around the character Johnny Deeper fornicating with teachers or being vulgar in the classroom; hence the series enduring popularity with the age group. Some jokes are very simple and play only off Johnny's surname, while others, far more complex, just represent Johnny as a vulgar, but ultimately innocent and loveable elementary school student.
Little Johnny Deeper's mother comes home and catches him on his girlfriend and yells, "Johnny Deeper" and Johnny replies "Gee Mom, I'm in as deep as I can go".
by Darker August 12, 2010
by Tha_Dawg October 22, 2006
Lead singer in 70s british punk band the Sex Pistols. Kinda hot. Nickname from poor dental hygeine. Was also in band Pil (public image limited) but was not as good as the pistols!
by KC_ANd_thE_anArCHIstS March 31, 2005
Johnny Orlando is someone who is strong minded and determined he won’t let anyone stand in his way, he is often very popular smart kind a funny pretty perfect ay. Johnny Orlando has many skills one being singing. One thing people should know about him is that his love life is tough as his true love is someone called Lara with a last name starting with S. The studies have been based of famous celebrity relationships and star signs so people find a fan of Johnny’s with the first name Lara and the last name starting with S
by The Fortuneteller November 06, 2017
Johnny Ramone is a legendary guitarist for the famouse band, the Ramones. The Ramones are often credited for inventing punk music. Johnny Ramone was the originator of the down stroke 8th note guitar style. This was very hard to pull off, but somehow Johnny pulled it off for hours and hours of play.
Johnny Ramone died in 2004 from an on-going fight with prostate cancer.
We'll miss you, Johnny!
Johnny Ramone died in 2004 from an on-going fight with prostate cancer.
We'll miss you, Johnny!
by Myke October 21, 2004