foap the foon

To foap the foon/ to masturbate.

Bro i really want to foap the foon right now

by Duckyq May 11, 2023

plate the food

To transfer food onto a plate.
Originated in the 1990's from the colloquial language of lower class 'chav' type people. A way to lessen the texts deemed superfluous to the main focus of gossip about others.

Oh my god! Plate the food quick. Hate that dress Siobhan was wearing last night.

by Balanced Boz September 24, 2023

Toss the football

When two people sit ass to ass and squeeze out a firm turd and push it back and forth into each other.

Jamie and Jason were so gay. They toss the football all night.

by jimsnickery April 21, 2024

Sliding the foot

It's how Mike Tyson Ernie shaver had such terrific punching power it's the secret of power punching threw the object

Sliding the foot is where you pivot on the ball of your front foot bringing your rear foot hip & and shoulder forward like your spinning on your front foot like for example a pitcher how he throws a base ball

by Conan aaron September 8, 2025

dick mashing the food

a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!

shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!

by plowpimp January 13, 2015

Fruit by the Foot

Way of saying you got a long dick.

"Bro, you got a tic tac down there."
"Nigga I got a fruit by the foot that needs to be unrolled everytime it needs use."

by Rap-Tore June 3, 2016

boo boo the fool

Crackhead fandom who look for butterfly murals, count holes in fences , make theories, obsessed with easter eggs, got a problem with 13, love cats and end up victimised by a wax seal

Swifties: OMG it's may 13th. the next single is coming
Taylor:
Swifties *stay up all night for literally nothing*
Swifties : so @taylorswift13 we are boo boo the fool right?

by TaylorPalmTrees June 1, 2019