dreaded dreams

to remember a dream you had and question how your subconscious got there. usually accompanied by either disgust, shock or disbelief.

"did i talk in my sleep?"
"Yeah you mumbled some about Mrs Gilley being superhot and nice. Mrs Gilley is the least popular teacher. Then you asked your mom if you can go to prom with her"
"Fuck. I had one of those dreaded dreams."

by Krkič August 12, 2019

Butthole dreads

Hair around your butthole that catches remnants when wiping. It then knots up and mats into a greasy dreadlock of a mess.

Ouch! My butthole dreads look super cool,but living on the streets has a few dreadful pains in the ass though,lol. I'm thinking about shedding these bottom dwellers. Didn't Weiner dogs hunt rats in the past? Do You think your dog , chomper, can help me? j.k Ugh!I'll call my mom again.

by Essteffun b.s. Steffansen June 25, 2018

Dreads

An African hairstyle

Dreads

by IowaWoman November 11, 2025

Omega dread

Man that is built like the slender man, to a man with absurdly small balls. An omega dread has been found to be existing in a forest full of twisted tea. Many mistake him for the slender man or big foot depending on if he shaves.

An omega dread is a specific species. There is only one which is very peculiar and has many scientists all over the world scratching their heads.

by DarkP665 June 23, 2022

Carpet dreads

When a girl doesn't shave or wash her lines for so long that the mat together forming dread locks

My girls carpet dreads are starting to stink up the apartment.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

Dread fart

Noun: a fart that was meant to be silent, but after release results in immediate mortification and humiliation by the party involved.

My wife and were quietly in bed when she released a dread fart and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Toyboy78 July 21, 2022

fat dread

Typically a male or female with overly obese dreads who don’t really manage them and care for them properly.

“Ethan has some very fat dreads”.

by J Spates May 10, 2024