A place where you can smell miami mint geek bar mixed with period blood at all times! and maybe learn sometimes but thats rare for this school. its filled with a bunch of lafayette hill preppy lululemon wearing girls, conshy and plymouth ppl who try to be ghetto, whites who say the n-word, weed smokers, and drug doers. unless you wanna go to a school where their is 5 fights in one day, do NOT recommend.
person 1: where do you go to school
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!
by orange_love374 July 16, 2025
Get the Colonial Middle Schoolmug. The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.
Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.
by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024
Get the Colonial Blowjobmug. The worst type of settler Colonialism. Here the colonizers not only steal the land and kick out the natives but also brainwash their future generations that they are the "true natives". Thus the descendants of the colonizers believe that they are the "natives" that no matter how much someone tries they won't be convinced.
A notable example of Nativizing Settler Colonialism is Arab colonization of Israel.
A notable example of Nativizing Settler Colonialism is Arab colonization of Israel.
Palestinians are the real colonizers. Read the history books properly. Jews are the true indigestion people of Israel. The Palestinians aren't colonizers themselves but they are descended from arab colonizers who invaded Israel and stole the land. Zionism is a Decolonization movement but due to brainwashing the Palestinians saw the true natives ,Jews as colonizers and most of the world naturally bought the Palestinian side of the story. This is a popular example of Nativizing Settler Colonialism.
by Zionistman42069 May 3, 2024
Get the Nativizing Settler Colonialismmug. istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)
by peepee222 July 5, 2023
Get the Colonial Middle Schoolmug. I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:
1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.
1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.
by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017
Get the Colonial springmug. Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?
Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!
Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!
by Nickuhcrazy August 22, 2008
Get the Colonial Murderermug. A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.
by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016
Get the Carpet Colonymug.