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Chris Christie Yourself

When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.

This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.
Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis
by Casual Historian April 25, 2022
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Chris Christie

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle
Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020
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Corpus Christi crop duster

When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.
by John Doe357 November 4, 2013
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Agatha Christie

1. Dame Agatha Mary Clarissa Christie, Lady Mallowan, also known simply as Agatha Christie (DBE) is a famous English writer known for writing mystery and detective books, popularizing the genre heavily in the 20th century.
She is known for Murder on the Orient Express, And Then There Were None, The Murder Of Roger Ackroyd, Death On The Nile, Five Little Pigs, and The A.B.C. Murders, just to name a few of her world famous works.

2. Агата Кристи, A Soviet and Russian post-punk band of the same name, it is named after the writer, which was a named suggested by Alexander Kozlov.

The band operated from 1987 to 2015, before dissolving in after they all agreed to go their own ways after internal conflicts within the band.
1.
Person 1: "Who is your favourite writer?"
Person 2: "It's got to be Agatha Christie!"

2.

Person 1: "I just found my new favourite band!! It's an old Russian post Punk band! I'm a contrarian!!"
Person 2: wtf are you talking about
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Christmas christy

Christmas christy is the term used to describe christy in Christmas spirit
Did you hear that christy was being a Christmas christy?
by kuinaa November 23, 2021
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Christy

Christy, a guy that anyone would be lucky to be friends with. He can be a real goofball and make you laugh till your stomach muscles hurt! If you are a friend of his you'll know this, you will also know how handsome he is. A Christy leaves men AND women in awe when he walks past, he can make the whole class laugh with just one word. A Christy also is very talented, someone who is incredible at multiple things. Christy is someone you don't want to lose in life, so if you're lucky enough to have one then hold on tight! They can be a bit shy and quiet but as soon as you get to know him he is so hilarious and loving
Scenario 1:

Guy 1- "Did you hear what Christy said in science earlier"

Guy 2- "Yeah! He's hilarious!

Scenario 2:

Girl 1- "ugh i'm so depressed"

Girl 2- "oh no! how come?"

Girl 1- "Christy is going out with someone else"

Girl 2- "nooooo"
by __godisking__ November 15, 2020
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Dirty Christie

The act of snatching a man’s soul during sex
After she dirty Christie’s me last night, I felt my soul leave my body.
by Ibroketuesday February 3, 2022
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