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Chris Christie Yourself

When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.

This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.
Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis
by Casual Historian April 25, 2022
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Chris Christie

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle
Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020
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Corpus Christi crop duster

When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.
by John Doe357 November 4, 2013
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the maddie and christie show

the totally awesome youtube show feature maddie and christie show featuring Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus :)

maddie doing most posts talks about anything going physco on webcam
girl 1: hey did you see the maddie and christie show?
boy1: yeah they are totally awesome
girl 2: maddie talks about anything though
boy1: truee, but its cool how they have celebes in it
by M&C show October 17, 2008
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Christi van Lill

A girl who is suprisingly difficult to describe with a few words. She is always caring, always loving and incredibly kind hearted. She is so beautiful that no word known to man can even start to encapture the degree to which she is perfect. She is known for her ability to drop jaws and make hearts skip a beat.
When I see Christi van Lill my mind struggles to realise that I am in fact awake and not only dreaming, one day I hope to make her part of my reality!
by ekDinkPartykeer September 11, 2014
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christie

a beautiful girl. kinda a hoe but really loyal when she needs to be
timmy: bro i want me a loyal hoe

michael: get you a christie
by demmmmmmy July 10, 2019
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Christy

Christy is the crustiest girl EVER. She used to work at The Krusty Krab but then se had an intimate sexual relation ship with the cashier, Squid ward Tentacles and got fired. Christy is a short girl with golden-brown hair who pretends she doesn't know how to speak Arabic because for some reason she's ashamed. If you EVER, EVER see Christy drawing a Sponge bob on anything, you better rub it out before she makes an army of them and cook you in a Krabby Patty.
M: Look at Christy she's drawing Spongebob on the big white board. *takes out phone*
F: *goes to the board and wipes the whole thing off*
F: Did you get that on video?
M: No, you were taking too long :(
by stalker GANG GANG May 28, 2019
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