Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022
Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?
Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?
Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole
Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?
Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 22, 2022
dont read urban dictionary where they dont allow you to actually post real insuots like the n word or these fruity urban baboons well block you
by RIOT1 KILL ALL JEWS December 19, 2020
When a male orgasms into his own hand and then turns around while flailing arms and slinging it in the face of the receiver. He then beats his chest like a gorilla.
by gasocatylst September 11, 2020
Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.
by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024
by uramax_boy August 16, 2019
A racist term for black people insinuating you can't see a monkey in the dark
Or that maybe they're aliens from space
Or that maybe they're aliens from space
by 3n7ity April 28, 2023