apple

A computer system.

Apples are idiot friendly, and instead of upgrading, you just toss the one you have and buy a new one! It's that easy! Unfourtuanly they are useless piles of garbage, and not worth your time or money

by skylar November 16, 2003

apple

One of the best computer makers, they also make the Ipod which is very popular.

Man my apple computer own windows.

by Logan Donoughe April 9, 2006

apple

A computer army force that will try to throw a coup against the evil forces of Microsoft. Known for their hatred of the Blue Screen of Death. Led by ultranationalist Steve Jobs

Apple will overthrow Microsoft eventually

by Can of Worms January 19, 2008

apple

anything you want. apple can mean the fruit, apple. Or it could mean keboard. You make up the definition

wow, look at that apple.
can you hand me the apple(book)?

by shanyomantreper January 3, 2010

apple

Bane of doctors.

I showed my doctor an apple, an he died.

by A_Bum October 14, 2022

Apple

(N)The big brother of technology

(N)The worlds greatest spy

1.My phone was hacked by Apple
2.My iPhone camera is always on because Apple is watching me.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe May 3, 2018

APPLE

A FRUIT NOT A VEGETABLE

ME: HEY GUY IS AN APPLE A FRUIT OR A VEGETABLE

GUY: ITS A VEGETABLE

ME:*SAYS INTO MICROPHONE “TAKE THE SHOT, HE IS BAD”*
GUY:WHAT!?
GUY :*GETS SHOT*

by Hey I’m an apple a fruit March 15, 2019