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Tetris

That one game that either you are fucking amazing at, or you have absolutely no fucking idea how to play. Consists of a bunch of blocks that you put in a straight line without a hole somewhere to get a match. One of the blocks looks like a fucking dick.
Hey Justin, wanna play Tetris?
Sorry, Brandon, I have no idea how to play Tetris.
by Mr.Bear21 January 21, 2020
mugGet the Tetrismug.

Tetris

Tetris, the act of having an orgy in a confined place where people are stacked upon each other, so you don't know who'd touching who.

At some point during Tetris, I had no idea who's arm or leg or tit I was feeling
Last weekend at the party, we did Tetris wit eachother. I had jo idea who was touching who, but everything fitter perfectly
by Lauwchauw February 3, 2025
mugGet the Tetrismug.

tetris aim

A term used primarily by russian and eastern european players of the popular first-person tactical shooter series known as Counter Strike.
Used to describe a person with bad aim, comparing them to the aim of someone who only plays tetris.
"That kid Danny can't hit a single shot, he's got tetris aim."
by voidedGround April 22, 2022
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Tetris Virgin

They are Mike get off of tetris AND LOOK AT ME
by NoDadGang January 16, 2019
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tetris

An addicting game made by the gods of Russia. Makes my head hurt, but the music's great.
Oh no.. I think I'm addicted to playing tetris!
by SHREK_SEXC February 3, 2021
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hippie tetris

The act of trying to fit as many hippies, their dogs, their gear and their girlfriends in a smaller or already packed vehicle.
We're gonna have to hippie tetris ourselves in here, or none of us will fit in this car!
by DUNTDADUH February 6, 2017
mugGet the hippie tetrismug.

tetris

a seemingly satisfying game until you play it for a total of 2 years without realizing
"you wanna play tetris bro"

"are you kidding me? play that and you'll never get out"
by impasta is sus September 10, 2021
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