Tesla logo

A slang term for "vagina," derived from the shape of the Tesla logo, which resembles the feminine anatomy in a humorous or metaphorical context.

After that date, all my friends joked that I should get a Tesla logo sticker for my laptop—clearly, they thought I was into some interesting conversations!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

tesla cybertruck

Was released to the public far too soon.

The tesla cybertruck was released too early while it was still a prototype which is why it had so many problems.

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 3, 2025

Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.

Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station

by Fullgae September 12, 2025

Tesla Froadster

Also known as 'Elon Musk', a liability for any investor, the person who robbed the Tesla business from two actual engineers, the founders: Eberhard and Tarpenning.

Did you exit your investment in the Tesla Froadster before the truth came out?
- You mean Elon?
Yes, Elmo Madoff
- Of course, I didn't want to end up poor when the shit started to hit the fan.

by GlobalWaters October 13, 2025

Tesla Diving

The act of pulling out infront of a Tesla made vehicle in order to activate its collision prevention technology

I couldn’t pull out front the junction so I had to do a bit of Tesla diving

by qdrvr December 8, 2025

Tesla Sober

Tesla sober

Amy, you’ve had eight drinks. Are you sure you’re OK to drive? I’m fine. I’m Tesla sober.

by J.J. Gittes December 31, 2025

To Tesla it

To release a brilliant idea, invention, or solution to the public for free, prioritizing collective human progress over personal fame, profit, or patents. It is the act of choosing the advancement of society over individual ownership. Derived from Nikola Tesla’s philosophy of valuing the realization of his visions for humanity more than his own financial gain, often at the cost of being exploited by "Edisons."

Person A: "That algorithm you wrote is worth a fortune. Why did you post it on an open forum for everyone to copy?"
Person B: "I'm not looking for a payout, man. I decided to Tesla it because the world needs this technology now, not in twenty years."

by Independent_flame January 9, 2026