A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.
I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.
by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019
Get the Tesla Samsmug. by TheRusty0ne July 2, 2021
Get the Tesla gas capmug. The car every third and forth grader wants for their sweet sixteen. Jokes on them, their parents are poor.
by MilkyStar December 2, 2021
Get the Teslamug. A term coined by Minneapolis rapper Swank King used to describe a battery operated electronic cigarette or “Vape”. Not to get confused with the vehicle founded July 2003 by Martin Eberhard, Marc Tarpenning alos co-founded by Elon Musk.
“Fuck cuttin the cheese, someone pass the fucking gas nigga
Niggas smoking Tesla I don’t really fuck with vapes nigga
But I’ll still hit it tho cause I be feening yo”
- From Swank, King. “Champagne Poetry Freestyle” Swank Sessions, 2021.
Niggas smoking Tesla I don’t really fuck with vapes nigga
But I’ll still hit it tho cause I be feening yo”
- From Swank, King. “Champagne Poetry Freestyle” Swank Sessions, 2021.
by MN Quotes November 5, 2021
Get the Teslamug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Tesla Cyber Trucks ANd Vector .Fourty Five ACP Are Neurotypical Trinkets<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A 2021 YouTube video in which photos of three orange cars, including the titular Tesla, are shown while an unusual instrumental song plays in the background. While the video’s title claims it is a work of rapper Kanye West, the song is actually from the 1989 Sega video game Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle.
I never understood why people referred to Enchanted Castle’s Pedicopter theme as “Orange Tesla” until I searched for it on YouTube.
by CtrlAlt_Games January 3, 2025
Get the Orange Teslamug. A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.
Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.
Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.
At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”
by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024
Get the Tesla wankermug.