Jack, Talk, and Devour technic

When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.

"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."

by RaeAnne313 May 23, 2018

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Technicals

Technicals is a really cool YouTuber from Las Vegas, Nevada, who's like an online Detective. He would later gain notoriety for his series of YouTube videos covering the misconduct allegations within the competitive Smash community from 2020 and onwards. His first video to get traction is a video on ESAM in 2020 for being the biggest hypocrite in the Smash Community. He would also be falsely accused by Dark Wizzy of committing sexual harrasment over ESAM's fiance. May the community that doesn't take showers be exposed.

Did you see that new Technicals video on that Pro Smash Bros. Player?

by Rural Encyclopedia May 27, 2025

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York Technical College

Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.

This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.

Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'

You: So what are you up to?

Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?

You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.

Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?

You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.

Old high school acquaintance: riiight...

You: Well I gotta go write a paper.

Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?

You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V

by Technically a Ninja January 2, 2012

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Technical superiority

There's no such thing as technical superiority, it's one of the bullshit terms they made for the Olympics that isn't based on reality, and judges are the kind of people that perpetuate it. A guy can go out and wrestle his way to a gold medal and that's great, but it's not just about winning and nothing else is sacred. It's also how you get a job done, and a gold medal doesn't make you better than the next guy, that's never the point. Hopefully being better than others is not why people dream of being in the Olympics, no matter their country. Once something goes beyond getting as far as you take yourself to one person being better than another, it's not a good thing for people to reach for.

There are technically skilled athletes, and they are champions in their own right, but telling them they are technically superior or that there is such a thing as technical superiority to another human being is wrong, and it's not a trend that should continue. The Olympics are meant to be games, not a superiority measuring contest or battle. That is not enjoyable for anybody, including the athletes (though the judges and announcers might get off on that sort of thing).

by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021

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