Yuri tarded

you're retarded

omg Emily Yuri tarded

by Wroosh September 14, 2020

Tares

1. Tares is the amount of shags you have had. The amount of girls/guys you have slept with with. Tares can be used to be hidden in a sentence infront of a higher-class of people, instead of being vulgar. For a guy to get 'all the tares' is seen as a hero, while girls are seen as sluts.

2. to get 'Tares'. Means to have slept with someone recently, see- getting laid.

Tom came back from ibiza with alot more Tares than he went with.

by KERSHYBABYYY April 25, 2011

tareq

to accidentally pose in a compromising position

dude, i totally caught you in a tareq! its on Polaroid now, and theres no way you can take it back.

by Pucchini June 8, 2007

Tacey

A very nice person who is blind visually but has an open personality and will always see things different than you do

Thanks for the great advice tacey

by Pixelpony March 10, 2015

left tarded

1) The inability to use the left side of your body well, beyond just being right dominant.
2) Sucking at using the left side of your body to the point where you think the left side of your body is retarded.

Alan: "Dude, you suck at doing those side steps!"
Dylan: "I can't help it, man! I'm left tarded!"

by Righty {:) March 27, 2011

Targe

Slang term used to describe a Russian sailor. Came about through the failure to enter "Target" into a video game high score board.

Screw you Targe!

Haha, "Targe"

Frank?

by Sid January 2, 2005

fat-tarded

1.to be so fucking fat it physically squeeses all the smartness out of your skull making you retarded.

2. a person who is not only grotesquely and ginormously over weight but is stupid too

like a sausage

Logan is a fat-tarded fuck

by Juke Box Larry January 28, 2004