TAPS

(Psych) Thick As Pig Shit.
Condition where a child appeared to be completely un-educatable, slow, moronic and lazy, frequently getting into trouble for which (in former times) the only solution was repeated savage arse smacking and caning. These punishments are now known to bring temporary relief from the underlying cause of TAPS, i.e. Anal Distraction Disorder (see ADD). The term is now obsolete, being the former psychological term for the condition now recognised as ADD.

Strueth! that Sheila was so TAPS, just could not take a hint, I had to dump her by faking my own death.

by Effluent Mills October 18, 2008

taps

Football shirts as worn in Scotland

Hello mother, have you washed any of my Rangers taps. I have no money and need to go to Archibalds for a tap.

by Jock fae Fife May 25, 2006

Tapped in

To be under the influence of a drug(s).

I am currently tapped in right now.

by Lord Lin July 9, 2015

Tap

Tap (t-AH-p)- n. touching of two fingers// v. an imperial greeting or salutation, showing loyalty, respect, and mutual headiness amongst the closest of the elite.Also can be used as a substitute for generic words.

Nice new car, bro. Tap that. (touch the two index fingers diagonally at a 45 degree angle)

Hey man, you just caught a cuban rainbow tapper. Tap!!

by DomTap December 10, 2007

Tapped

(In the context of video gaming)

To get shot in the head. The shot is usually fatal.

1: contact 210
2: I tapped him in the head. He's down.

by oeiwghowir December 19, 2019

Tap

Fine woman, good looking, good looking enough to own your ass

While kicking it at Walmart in the truck in Chandler, Arizona, Ken says to Johnny while looking at some fine cameltoe, TAP!
Then Johnny foams at the mouth. LOL

by crazykens May 31, 2010

tapping

Please refer to TAPPIN.

White boy slang for TAPPIN.

by D Dizzle My Nizzle December 23, 2003