Crotch Taffy

Male genitalia, so named for it's stretchiness when non-erect.

"She pulled on his crotch taffy."

by Suldog October 19, 2009

tasty juice

a juice that is tasty

Tasty Juice: Drink it, then convert it to pee

by Pwal88 September 30, 2007

taffy

Taffy is an acronym that means something is really cool or awesome. The word comes from the saying "Tits As Fuck, Yo". If something is cool, it can be called "the tits" or "cool as fuck". This phrase combines the two, and becomes "Tits As Fuck, Yo", or simply Taffy.

Guy 1: Did you just see that Ferrari drive by? That thing was sweet!

Guy 2: Nah, that thing was TAFFY!

by perkunas October 14, 2009

Tatty Water

(N) The non-seminal fluid which accompanies semen during ejaculation. Men who have undergone a vasectomy on ejaculation only produce this fluid on its own.

Grandpa: I remember when I was young and my spunk used to be like shooting wax darts, but then the wife made me have a vasectomy and now it's just fuckin tatty water.

by WildBeast88 November 9, 2010

taftie

Someone who knows the real meaning of fun. Drinks nightly in the dorms and gets away with it. After graduating the students will go on to the best colleges the nation has to offer. The men will eventually be the heads of companies and the women will find the right (rich) guy. No matter what, success is guaranteed, but there are different ways of reachin it. Unlike Hotchkiss girls though, Taft ones do not do coke. Taft Men always win in hockey and lacrosse, the sports that matter in this part of the country.

taftie: my daddy is better than your daddy
Hotchkiss girl: Well at least I do coke

by bandit231 January 13, 2006

laffy taffy

Another name for "roast beef" which is when a girl's labia minor/majora are stretched out and tend to look like laffy taffy when it is sucked on and stretched out even more.

This can be seen in any porn flick and is definitely not an allusion to a girls posterior. A nice badunkadunk does not look anything like laffy taffy and laffy taffy stretched out looks similar to a well used labia also both are eaten the same way.

by thatguyernie January 9, 2006

tatty bojangle

A euphemism for boob. First used by Russel Howard on the UK television show, Mock the Week.

"That girl has some lovely tatty bojangles."

"I would like to feel your tatty bojangles."

by Esinsiefil September 20, 2009