shitfit (n)

The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.

I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.

by Gadget King November 17, 2011

shitfuck

The greatest spacecraft known to mankind.

Today, our brave and expendable Kerbals launch toward their impending doom aboard the Shitfuck 8.

by ScarceLime August 18, 2021

Shitflops

Shitflops are a REALLY crappy, or rough looking pair of flip-flops or sandals.

Me: Alright guys, I'm ready

Friend 1: Dude...what are those unholy looking things on your feet?

Me: What? you have a problem with my flip flops? I'll have you know that these Shitflops and I have gone through alot of things together...that, and they were free. And my friend, you can't beat free.

Friend 2: Your right, shitflops about sum those things up.

Me: ...is that all you heard me say?

Friend 2: What?

Me: F*** you man, go suck a fat one.

by The Perpendicular Tickler October 16, 2008

shitfacetweet

To tweet (post messages to Twitter) while intoxicated.

I got drunk last night and decided to shitfacetweet what I was thinking.

by weyus August 5, 2010

shitfuck

1. Anal sex.
2. An interjection showing extreme emotion.

1. After our date tonight, I'm going to shitfuck the hell out of Teresa!
2. Shitfuck! Don't put it in my ass!

by The Stuufler July 23, 2008

Shitfuck

President George W. Bush

"While I am no Clinton lover it's pretty much inarguable, he was miles away better as President than Shitfuck."

"George Bush was explaining what 'his job is' in various speeches and press conferences. I.e., 'you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror'. No shit, Shitfuck."

"When he was Ambassador to the Saudis did he kiss and hold hands with Abdullah like Shitfuck did and does?"

by kmhebert December 25, 2008

shitface

One who is extremely repulsive. This insult may also be used in completely irrelevant situations as well, which do not conform to its formal definition.

See you in hell shitface!
Keith, you shitface!

by Tom Main February 7, 2003