Suitcasing

The professional term of shoving crutons up one's ass.
I went to Panera to prepare for suitcasing tonight.
by Liefarikson March 16, 2021
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Suitcase Life

Suitcase life is when your traveling for a short period of time, usually a few days to a week or two. And your life out of your suitcase, you have all of what you need in your suitcase. Like clothes, toothpaste/toothbrush, deodorant, etc
“Going on a trip next week, I’m gonna be living the suitcase life.”
by Noah Armon December 18, 2022
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Suitcase Surprise

When you are too drunk to find the bathroom at your friend's house so you pee in your suitcase and when you wake up you get a suitcase surprise.
"Yo I woke up to a suitcase surprise..."
"How much did you drink last night?"
by aboutmosquito97 December 31, 2018
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Willie with a suitcase

In 20th century prison populations Willie with a suitcase is the man on the outside who is cuckolding you (keeping his shoes under your woman's bed, spanking your kids, and kicking your dog). Primarily used by African-American inmates. The equivalent amongst Latinos is Sancho while for White convicts he is known as Joe the Grinder.
Hey, Tyrone, I hear Willie with a suitcase is keeping a smile on your lady's face tonight.
by Retsil December 04, 2021
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Muffin suitcase

When a man inserts his nuts into another man's ass. A gay sex position.
"Kevin likes it when Josh gives him the muffin suitcase."
by CerealRapist September 25, 2016
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salford suitcase

Being dumped, broken up with, kicked out of the house, divorce.

(premise being,) with all your stuff in 2 bin liners/black bags/bin bags.
Are kid got the odd Salford suitcase thither day,

Guy next door got bin bagged yesterday, seen him Well I g up street with Salford suitcases.
by Gavalaff83 September 29, 2018
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Suitcase Celebrity

That moment when you have collected your luggage after getting off a plane, when you walk into the arrivals terminal, and people are waiting for thier friends, family etc. They stare at you profoundly and you feel like a celebrity.
'Hey Barry, whys everyone just staring at us?'
'Because your a suitcase celebrity!'
by Xs-a-r-aX September 26, 2010
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