Elf’s suitcase

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.

Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”

Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”

by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023

charlestown suitcase

An original Johnnie's Foodmaster plastic grocery bag.

Yo hand me that Charlestown suitcase will ya?

by DJ Russly July 20, 2014

salford suitcase

Being dumped, broken up with, kicked out of the house, divorce.

(premise being,) with all your stuff in 2 bin liners/black bags/bin bags.

Are kid got the odd Salford suitcase thither day,

Guy next door got bin bagged yesterday, seen him Well I g up street with Salford suitcases.

by Gavalaff83 September 29, 2018

Suitcased

verb
To be thrown into the back seat of a police car upside down in handcuffeds.

Fucking 50, got picked up and suitcased.

by Anon135813 November 18, 2020

Human Suitcase

According to 'SNL' a Human Suitcase is where you take a midget on roller skates and have him/her put on all your clothes then pull them thru an airport.

For Valentines day Sepfon recommends getting your sweetheart some human suitcases

by Strik9 March 1, 2011

Texas suitcase

At a ski resort, it’s a way of using your pole straps to carry your skis by putting your straps around each end of the skis, to carry them sideways by holding the poles next to you like a suitcase, common with tourists that don’t ski often. The normal way to carry skis is over your shoulder upright, so you don’t hit anyone with them.

Look at Jerry carrying that texas suitcase, he almost took out a kid when he turned around!

by tomato1324 April 2, 2023

Suitcase

A synonym for suicide.

Logan Paul Suitcase Forest.

It's time to commit suitcase.

by Gehab December 31, 2018