anal squirting

When you have anal and u push to much pressure into her asshole and it disturbs her organs and all the fluids squirt out like a waterfall in the Congo

Anal squirting is what I like to do when it's hot outside and when I'm dying for some asshole

by Coles collective wisdom October 13, 2016

Squirting Linda

A female that has an enormous amount of ejaculate gushing like “Old Faithful” from her vaginal opening every time an orgasm is reached.

"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"

by Uncle Shecky April 2, 2008

squatting leopard

when you crouch down to pick something up and you shit your pants

Cory seen something he liked on the bottom shelf of the toy section and did a squatting leopard and he shat his pants

by XxBuckCrazy February 21, 2010

Squirting Cucumber

It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word

You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?

Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face

by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011

pornography staring your mother

pornography but your mother is in it

sam's friend: yo sam look at this pornography staring your mother.
sam: what the fuck

by i talk to sam December 28, 2020

starkingdoms

A game played by those of virginal fortitude. Makes time pass by in college/school.

I can't believe my cousin actually plays starkingdoms.

by Tony Guns September 16, 2008

squarting

When a person is about ready to climax and they begin to ejaculate they have gas and begin to fart while they cum.

She began squarting as her boyfriend pumped her tight pussy.

by Ragnar1627 April 6, 2016