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Stoning

When you go on nature hike and you find a phallic shaped rock to insert into your ass or your friends ass.
Jim and I went on a great hike yesterday up a mountain. We totally ended up stoning each other once we got to the top. We called that rock nature's anal bead.
by Ginga Geezus May 22, 2018
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Strobing

(verb) the act of listening to the song "strobe" by deadmau5, henceforth living life to the fullest. Some have argued that it adds a 4th dimension the mundane reality of normal life, especially upon hitting the drop at 6:50.
Dude, I was strobin' today while studying for finals.

I don't know how people live life without strobing.

Dude, when I strobe, everything just makes sense.

Hey man, what are you doin?
I'm strobin' on my way to practice.

Dude, I creamed my levi's today when I hit the drop.
You were doing what?
Strobin'
by bonchburger5 October 6, 2012
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stoinky

When a black man nearly breaks his back hitting the hardest, most erupting whip of all time that sends a shock wave through the galaxy.
by katlynsto November 19, 2017
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Stoink

A theoretical sound that is made when you take a shot and it misses.
He crumbled his paper and took a shot at the trash can. STOINK. He missed.
by Borelli October 30, 2019
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Pool Stoning

When you go to a party, you're already pretty drunk, then your mate comes up to you with a 30 bag, you smoke it, take off your clothes and get in the pool. Could also be called Pool Shmammered or Pool Faded.
Person one: Dude, remember that party last night?
Person two: Barely, man.
Person one: Haha, we were so pool stoning.
Person two: Ahh dude, you mean we were pool shmammered?
Person one: Yeah man, we were pretty pool faded.
Person two: Damn...
by Kazowee May 18, 2008
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sand stoning

this variation of the double dutch rudder incorporates the use of local beach sands, when gripped in the hands of the participants, and rubbed vigorously along the erected shaft of each participant, results in the painfully erotic sand stone rash of orgasmic stimulation.
Dude 1: Hey Blake, what are you up to tonight.

Dude 2: Well, I was just thinkin we do the ol' double dutch rudder.

Dude1: With a twist?

Dude 2: How do you mean (with interest)?

Dude 1: Sand Stoning, Bitch.
by bear_in_a_beard_hat January 11, 2012
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stoking the fire

Contraction of a saying which refers to businesslike sex with a girl who is not facially attractive.
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."
by ninjabadger May 24, 2004
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