stat that

A homosexual act in which an individual has sexual relations with multiple other individuals within a short interval of time, with the ritual often being for the individual to exclaim "Stat that!" post-coitus with the final individual in the streak, and in future conversations regarding said streak.
Sam: "I heard you pegged 3 guys in one weekend?"
Matt: "Hell yeah man, stat that!"
by seyahsupreme January 15, 2022
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stat that

the phrase said after a funny comment is made, referring to the fact that someone should put the said quote as their facebook status.
martha: i want my babies to look like him, only with better teeth

mary: hahaha stat that. martha you're retarded, babies dont even have teeth
by ovenmitz July 13, 2010
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Hoe stat

The status of being a hoe
Dude 1: Dude, did u hear that mia fucked the whole football team?
Dude 2: Yeah bro, everyone knows she has major hoe stat
by SwagMasta42069 April 20, 2021
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Stat-Boost

a stat-boost is something you say or do improve yourself and/or make yourself feel happier
I was depressed so I thought about my favorite actor for a quick stat-boost and then I felt better
by safsfaaaa May 23, 2022
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unh0ly._.stat

A cool KNY/Anime creator on TikTok! Very active and funny! Sometimes acts like a wild dog, but they are a great mutual to have! We all love you unh0ly._.stat!!
"Hey have you heard of the creator, unh0ly._.stat?"
by SoftBlossoms July 23, 2021
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stat fag

People who in an MMO recite in-game statistics to support their comments on an out of game forum thread;

or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.
Douche McNoobin says, "T2 drones have about 32% more damage compared to T1's at maxed racial spec FYI. If you can afford it here's a good use."

Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"

or

Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.
by usuck2 March 04, 2012
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jeter stat

A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.
Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.

Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
by Brooo53 October 12, 2019
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