Hoe stat

The status of being a hoe

Dude 1: Dude, did u hear that mia fucked the whole football team?
Dude 2: Yeah bro, everyone knows she has major hoe stat

by SwagMasta42069 April 20, 2021

Stat-Boost

a stat-boost is something you say or do improve yourself and/or make yourself feel happier

I was depressed so I thought about my favorite actor for a quick stat-boost and then I felt better

by safsfaaaa May 23, 2022

endless stat

Taking your typical stattrak but it keeps coming out and you just don’t know when it’ll end

1: “Yooo that was insane”
2: “what was?”
1: “I just took an endless stat, I thought I was gonna be in there forever man”

by yugiohfanaccount11 April 12, 2022

New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 05, 2021

unh0ly._.stat

A cool KNY/Anime creator on TikTok! Very active and funny! Sometimes acts like a wild dog, but they are a great mutual to have! We all love you unh0ly._.stat!!

"Hey have you heard of the creator, unh0ly._.stat?"

by SoftBlossoms July 23, 2021

stat fag

People who in an MMO recite in-game statistics to support their comments on an out of game forum thread;

or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.

Douche McNoobin says, "T2 drones have about 32% more damage compared to T1's at maxed racial spec FYI. If you can afford it here's a good use."

Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"

or

Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.

by usuck2 March 04, 2012

jeter stat

A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.

Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.

Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.

by Brooo53 October 12, 2019