Zach Staley

The CEO of sex himself also know as the 15 dollar man and Chodius Maximus.

Yeah I have a lot of fully clothed sex, I'm basically Zach Staley

by Redacted_Man September 8, 2019

Jeddah Stanley-Horn

Makes fire tunes ya know da vibez broskis

penis
Jeddah Stanley-Horn

by zaddyaids April 9, 2021

Sticky Stanley

When a guy ejaculates and uses his cum to give someone a wet Willy

Ima give you a sticky Stanley.

by Dark quantum May 16, 2022

Flat Stanley

An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.

It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.

Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”

Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

Stanley

Stanley is the stupedist fucking retard you will ever meet. He has the tension spans of a two year old. Can only hold very few memories such as eating, breathing, sleeping, and being an complete idiot!

What a fucking retard that must be stanley

by Mik3st3r May 14, 2019

Stanley

A fat man who enjoys taking children into his basement and doing questionable things to them.

Tom: Hey have you seen my son?
Doug: No, Stanley must have taken him.

by Stanley_Dw_This_Isnt_Rob October 15, 2019

wedge stanley

Noun: One who is an unusually large tool. A combination of the word wedge, which is the simplest of all tools, and Stanley, a manufacturer of tools. Usually spotted at party's where there is an abundance of tool. Commonly refered to as a toolbag.

That guy is a wedge stanley.

Wedge Stanley over there is really pissing me off, this next beer bottle is headed his direction

by DBCaptain August 27, 2006