STAFU

Abbreviation of Shut the Actual Fuck Up.

(It has been a long night. Peter has been snoring all night and Joy can't take it anymore)

Peter: *Gorilla snore*

Joy: STAFU

by shitguys!shit September 24, 2011

saif

Safe and saif are antonyms. To be saif is to be not safe.

Alex: "have you studied for the math exam"
Tyler:"Not yet no"
Alex & Tyler:"Saif"

Tyler: "I think Mister Sun touched a kid"
Alex: "Saif"

by ShadowHunter1112312312313 May 1, 2022

Skaife Wannabe

A term used in Australia to describe those teenage hoons who cruise the streets in their commodores / falcons who think that they are "fully sick".

The term "Skaife" coming form the V8 super car driver Mark Skaife. The term "wannabe" coming from try-hard.
So it's really Skaife + Wannabe.
A "Mark Skaife Tryhard".

How to identify Skaife Wannabes:
* Driving (usually) a Commodore / Falcon (one that P Platers can afford)
* 'P' Plates up
* HSV / FPV Body Kit
* Loud stereo up full bore
* Playing bogan metal or 'doof-doof-doof' music
* Thinking that they can drive like V8 supercar driver
Personally:
* Hat backwards
* shirt off
-If no shirt is present it will most likely be a Holden or Ford racing shirt.
* Sunglasses on
* One hand on wheel
* Arm out window
* Stares at everything as they go by

See also: the Term "Bogan"

Oh my god, did you see that commodore there?!
Yeah, what a Skaife Wannabe!

by SamwiseB_193 October 23, 2005

American Staffordshire Terrier

The American Staffordshire Terrier, also known as the AmStaff or American Staffy is a medium-sized, short-coated American dog breed. AmStaffs are playful, intelligent, affectionate and loyal dogs. American Staffys have some of the most unique and adorable personalities. My 11 month old American Staffy named Bruce loves to snuggle up next to me on the sofa. At night he cuddles next to me and snores the entire night. Outside or at the dog park he is so playful and full of beans. He loves the attention he gets from little kids and adults. At the end of the day it all comes down to how the dogs are raised and cared for. All dogs need socialisation and proper training.

That American Staffordshire Terrier was so cute!

by Sonny Jay December 1, 2021

doing a Stafford

To defecate in a toilet not owned by oneself.

- I had a lot of bran this morning, I'm pretty desperate, thinking of doing a Stafford.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.

by RamRafford August 5, 2010

Saife

A dumb bot who isn't actually safe because he is never in a safe.

Manny: I hit this guy for 199! Help! jwkhdfkjhfgjkhgsdfjkhgadshjfkg!

Saife: I can't! I am not safe! I will milk you instead

by Curly_Penguin639 April 15, 2020

saifan

Nice person. he likes gaming. he is sweet. and pretty innocent and doesnt swear.

hey jack what is s** jack yo chill saifan is here he is too innocent

by CutePuppyCorn69_x_x October 20, 2021