smuggling jelly beans

Erect nipples clearly visible through clothing.

Either it's really cold in here, or she's smuggling jelly beans.

by Mangy Coyote April 21, 2006

Pussy Smuggling

When a wife intentionally abstains from sex in an attempt to manipulate or control her husband. A wife is also deemed a smuggler if she does not provide reasonable access to the pun just for the sake of being mean. The art of pussy smuggling is complicated, it walks the razors edge of successful manipulation and getting dumped. Usually dumped.

His wife has been smuggling for weeks, maybe he should pay attention to her more.

My wife is an extreme pussy smuggler, I think it's time I get a trade in for a newer model.

Her addiction to pussy smuggling destroyed her marriage.

by The Tangerine August 31, 2013

smuggling peas

having a THO... think about it...

"pam, you cold? you look like you're smuggling peas"

by lauren September 1, 2003

Squidging

Applying squidge onto a towel which is then placed on one's face

Tom got caught squidging in the bathroom after his sister got out of the shower.

by bloodysock June 29, 2009

Smuggling

Smoking and Cuddling

The lady and I curled up with some weed, pizza, and Netflix for a night of smooching and smuggling.

by xxxceteraxxx January 19, 2015

Squigging

Rotational Squeaking/creaking noise while driving your vehicle around corners and making sharp turns

While making a right turn in my car, I can hear an abnormal squigging noise. Please inspect my steering and suspension

by mikey pru February 21, 2018

Smuggling Parrots

A reference to peoples attempts smuggling going wrong when a parrot start waking up and talking. This talking being misinterpreted as coming from the person who is probably wasted. What is said is confused and short.

Mate walking into room. "Where are we? What time is it? What's my name?!"

Everyone else, "He is smuggling parrots right now."

by eMpTy January 12, 2013