parma shuffle

When a woman uses Tinder to flirt with guys in order to get them to meet at the dive bar she is bartending at in order to generate business. Usually done by women who rate below a 6 but with heavy makeup and the right dive bar lighting could be a 7.

My buddy Elliot was trying to hook up with that girl from Tinder, but when he got to the bar she said to meet at, he realized he was a victim of the parma shuffle

by heavy_judging May 17, 2017

carolina shufflenut

Whenever you transfer your testicle to the other side of your nutsack

“I heard Todd’s girlfriend gave him a real Carolina shufflenut last night”
“Yea I know he couldn’t walk”

by Breyjaydustin October 9, 2019

Doo Doo Shuffle

When a man goes from her booty to her mouth during sex.

Man I gave her the doo doo shuffle last night.

Dude did she like it?

Man she sure did!!!!

by Travis Jonathan November 5, 2008

one-two shuffle

The one two shuffle is an old deception tactic. The intention is to methodically distract your adversary while you make a counter maneuver. Phase one involves a major distraction.
Phase two is where you initiate your plan of action under the guise of phase one.

Sir, the enemy just pulled a one-two shuffle on us.

Apparently they left a small band of soldiers to tend to all the fires while they left under the cover of darkness. We do not know their current position.

I can't believe you used the one-two shuffle to beat me in chess. While you were sacrificing all your pawns, you snuck in a check mate. Well done.

by Mr.Ection May 23, 2021

puerto rican shuffle

To switch two lanes on the highway at once.

Shit fool, you almost created an accident trying to pull a puerto rican shuffle

by freeryder March 13, 2009

No pants shuffle

Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of TP intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. This should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.

I had to do the no pants shuffle all the way down the hall when my mom caught me.

by Moogilator and Berzerker May 16, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006