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Squeeflecake

A waffle-like pastry marinated for 4-7 days in a bag containing the gas of a queef. Squeeflecakes are often sold throughout the various brothels found in the slums of America.
Molly wakes up every morning to a great big glass of orange juice, and a hot steamy stack of Squeeflecakes.
by Max Yerfy February 28, 2009
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Squeeggles

When you see something so cute that you squeal, giggle, get dizzy, and generally make an idiot of yourself over. This affliction generally more openly affects girls than guys.
I saw a picture of a baby otter on tv and got a serious case of the squeeggles for several minutes.
by peregrinspuzzle November 5, 2010
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squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
1.

Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

2.

...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
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squeebler

Someone who 'needs' to smoke a lot of weed. Or someone who simply smokes weed everyday (or more)
Steven Suarez is such a squeebler. Geez...
by Mancy like Nancy October 23, 2012
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Squeegee

Someone who only watches romantic comedies/slice of life or romance anime's and refuses to watch other anime's because they don't find them interesting since they don't have romance in them.
Mitchell: I cant wait to watch this romance anime!

Bret: Shut the fuck up you fucking squeegee.
by BitchYouGuessedIt September 27, 2014
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squeegemonster

A man who is notorious for his constant desire to poke another man in the eye with his penis
Jason is an absolute squeegemonster
by bigcockfratelli March 30, 2015
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Squeegee

When a person who typically wears dentures removes their dentures to give a blow job and drags their gums along the shaft.
"Betty squeegeed that dick like a dirty window."
by Sage Jay September 16, 2016
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