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Speeching

I was speeching at a funeral, but no one was listening.
by Flipity123 April 13, 2021
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Squelchin

Tbh just vibing, but in a squelchy sort of way. Often includes listening to acid bass.
Damn, Poppy is sure squelchin over there!
by Squelchy6acid6bass6 October 11, 2021
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Squeezing orange juice

When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.
"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."
by nasty nsfw December 30, 2021
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Screeching as HELL

You get extremely thankful as hell with the little buddies and feeling screechful as fuck and it builds into you wanting to start SCREECHING AS HELL.
Justin: I'm so unthankful...
Ben: YOU GOTTA START SCREECHING AS HELL OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GO 90 DOWN THE ROAD

Evan: I wanna hear Justin screech as hell LATER TONIGHTYYYY
Ian: WHY ARE YOU GEY?!?!?!!?!?
Oniz: WHO SAYS I'M GEY?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris: uhhhhhh you're gey

Alec: YOU KNOW IM FEELING
Kyle: RON GO EASY WITH THAT STRAP-ON I MIGHT START SCREECHING
Akbar: ALLAHU AS HELLLLLLL!!!
ZARKINGTON: MY SERVER IS HACKED WHUTTT DAAA?!
BARLITO: WHAT IN THE SCREECHING AS HELLYYYYY?!!?!?!?!?!
BHILLIP PARCA: MY AFRICAN-AMERICAN FRIENDS!
by Feelin'Thankful February 15, 2022
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Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.
Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.
by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022
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Squanching

The act of sitting on your ass and not doing shit at work.
I’m squanching today, let me watch my tik tok.
by Gertrude Madora March 28, 2022
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Squanching

When you just be chilling and shitting with your homies
Me and me homles just be squanching at Lamar's house
by BallzInYoJawz21 May 7, 2022
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