squitchie

term of endearment for something so cute you want to squish it

(to dog) Ohhhh come here squitchie, I just want to eat you up!!

by big_squitchin March 14, 2021

Squatched

An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.

Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.

Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.

Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.

by Zanninu April 15, 2024

Squatching

When 4 guys walk into a walk in shower , Buck naked, with one bar of dr squatch, each man takes a turn scrubbing eachother down, and if you drop the soap you must pick it back up with your ass or you get it in the ass.

Hey Tomland, did you and the guys go squatching?

Tomland: yes and it hurts.

by SCOTT$$ March 8, 2025

Squatchsker

A man or person that is either too short, too obese, has mental inabilities, or self confidence issues. It may be one or all of the above.

Yeah, I know who he is, he is a Squatchsker, and he gets made fun of for it.

by Seaman Ramone Garcia March 31, 2010

Squatch'd

To drink the "Sasquatch" at Bigfoot Lodge (San Francisco or LA), only to find yourself a little more drunk than you expected.

"Man, I went out to Bigfoot last night. I got so squatch'd! I don't even know how much Wild Turkey they put in that."

by remmyreel April 23, 2010

Squathering

When a woman goes to a public toilet and doesn't want to sit on the toilet lid, so is forced to squat and hover, in other words squathering.

I really need a wee but the toilet is gross so I guess I will have to go squathering.

by Pebblesrock December 23, 2010

Squatchpits

pertaining to the condition of having unshaven armpits, or excessively hairy armpits.

She raised her hand and all I saw was her squatchpits.

"I can't go swimming until I shave my squatchpits"

by qn.harpy November 12, 2012