squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.

"i'm about to squash the carrot "

by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017

Butternut squash

The act of a man shoving his balls into a girls ass and then the girl clamping down on them.

Steve was slightly freaked out,but also slightly aroused when his girlfriend said she wanted to the butternut squash.

by DannyEd October 1, 2017

fuzzy squash

An amazing nickname, created in moments of randomness (or drunkness)

"Yeesh I got drunk on chocolate bear last night, did I say anything weird?"
"Yeah, you called me a fuzzy squash"
"Weird"

by Fuzzy Iguana November 15, 2017

queer squash

A pumpkin with a mustache, or a gay Asian guy.

So, James, name a fruit that starts with "Q." "Ummmmm..... Queer squash." James said.

by SirJankytitsmclesbo December 5, 2017

tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.

Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!

by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018

Butternut Squash

Is basically another way to say the "B" word

"OH YO SON O A BUTTERNUT SQUASH!!!"

by COOKIE DOU June 2, 2018

Squash

A slang word for a homosexual date between two or more male occupants..

Today Shandy & Cade decided to go for a squash after work.. They chose to go to the movies to share interests and form a homosexual connection..

by UrbanArticulate June 9, 2018