slam spunk

when you jhizz in your hand and slap your gilr in the face

"I slam spunked that bitch!"

by maintenance_strokes October 20, 2016

christopher spunk

a big chunky boi with teeth like the sign of infinity, he defines himself as bi but he is truly a beluga. his quiff looks like a ruler that just survived 14 wars with bulgaria. he will wear a bracelet given to him by his daddy uwu. this man watches doc Mcstuffins every tuesday unless it is march. he looks like an emo who really needs his period. he smells like a combination of dead fish and frog piss. his weeny is very smoll

bob: christopher spunk just ate me
jonas: yeh he do that

by father of spunk November 8, 2019

Sawn off spunk shot

A man with a circumcised penis ejaculating onto someones face.

"You gotta watch this video man, she gets a total sawn off spunk shot!"

by Oilymarc September 22, 2016

SPUNK MUNCHER

person (male) that is a suspected pink oboe player

elton john is a spunk muncher

by phat phuck June 27, 2003

spunkalicious

Spunkalicious - To be extra spunky, ie. hot.

That girl's spunkalicious

by Tom November 10, 2004

spunk nut

A man who has his hair dyed peroxide blond making it a similar colour to cum.

Darren move your spunk nut, I can't see the footie

by Andrew Wood January 17, 2007

spuckie

a sub sandwich in certain neighborhoods of South Boston

Hey, the sausage spuckie at TroppoGrosso's is wicked pissa

by delBeafus Montgomery October 30, 2003