cheese and sprinkles

- a sweet and whimsical expression used to indicate surprise, annoyance, or disbelief. It allows people to convey their emotions in a funnier way than they might have by using vulgar or obscene words.
- a fun and creative replacement for explicit curse words, frequently employed to keep an environment family-friendly or courteous. This phrase adds a touch of charm and innocence while conveying frustration, excitement, or astonishment.

"Oh cheese and sprinkles! I'm doomed."

"Cheese and sprinkles! That puppy is the cutest thing I've ever seen!"
"Oh cheese and sprinkles! I can't believe I forgot my keys again!"

"Cheese and sprinkles! This ice cream sundae looks absolutely delicious!"

by axionnalle June 14, 2023

fecal sprinkle

It's like a golden shower but with shit

Holy crap man I was tossing that girls salad last night and she fecal sprinkled all over my face, even got in my mouth.
I still fucked her anyway though.

by BigBoySatisfactory January 31, 2018

Sprinkle dinkle

You buy 100 sprinkles and put it on your penis

Albert-Yo what did you do last night
James-just the sprinkle dinkle

Albert-your autistic

by Gay spaz August 12, 2020

Cum Sprinkles

1. A form of ejaculate that resembles tiny, white droplets.
2. When something is dope or awesome.

1. Guy: So, do you have any kinks?

Girl: Well, I love it when I get cum sprinkles on my face.

2. Guy 1: Are you pumped for the new Star Wars film?

Guy 2: Definitely! That shit's gonna be the cum sprinkles!

by Betty? June 4, 2016

Sprinkle puff

A large man with the face of someone you don't want to fuck with but that has a graceful feminine side that will bake you a cake and crochet you a blanket. Usually has a sprinkle of salt and pepper in his hair.

Thank god we didn't mess with that Sprinkle Puff!

by Lindsey4615 July 2, 2017

Chocolate Sprinkles

If a female has a substantial amount of hair in her nether reagion, she may be accused of having chocolate sprinkles.

You'd think she'd have a clean shave, but she had some serious chocolate sprinkles.

by TruthfulMeaning August 17, 2016

sprinkle happy

1. When someone puts way too many sprinkles on a pastry be it a Pop-Tart, a cupcake, or a piece of cake.

2. When you get a little too happy while you're pissing and end up jerking off.

1. Man she went a little sprinkle happy with these cupcakes.

2. I woke up and when I went to the bathroom I got a little sprinkle happy.

by kywil April 26, 2008