sleeping sperm donkey

While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch

B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.

K: what a bitch.

B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.

by sexaddict July 21, 2006

Sperm Sock

1: When your out of stuff to clean your mess after you masturbate, you go to the laundry basket and get a sock to clean it up, or if your in a bathroom and your out of toilet paper.

2: Put the sock on your penis and proceed to masturbate. It will soak it all up and you wont have to clean up. And you can add lotion for extra pleasure.

3: Vagina

1: Person 1: shit dude last night i was lonely as fuck so i jacked off for a on the toilet. i then found out i had no TP so i took off my sock and cleaned up with that.

Person 2: EWW SPERM SOCK

2: Person 1: hey do you wanna know a cool way to jack off? put lotion in a sock and use that.

Person 2: wtf?

3: Person 1: my dick was cold so i used my gf as a sperm sock.

by wowtf June 22, 2010

Sperm

Mostly known as CUM or if you’re from a country called “TikTok”, then you might have heard “CVM”

It’s Pornstars’ favorite drink other than piss!

Sperm is produced by touching your penis a lot until you feel it about to erupt like a volcano

Sperm was first discovered in 2007 when Kim Kardashian stroked Ray J’s penis until she saw white fluid come out of it, now known as sperm

Example 1: Omg daddy please let me stroke your 1 inch dick I’m thirsty for SPERM!

Example 2: I wanna blow bubbles with SPERM

by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 8, 2022

sperm burping gutter slut

one who accepts ejaculation often enough burp

your mother told me your grandmother is a regular sperm burping gutter slut, bitch

by Anonymous November 29, 2002

Spermaholic

A derogatory term for a slut or poof who can't get enough semen into them.

That fag's such a spermaholic, he has to have his stomach pumped every Saturday night.

by Busted Hyman July 4, 2006

sperm cannon

a synonym for penis; a term describing the male member at the point of sexual climax...ohhhhh yea

Whoa! Did you see all of that jizz that shot out of his sperm cannon? That was INTENSE!

by captain shickadance May 22, 2011

sperm biscuit

a small tissue or wad of toilet paper used by a woman to wipe up leakage from her vagina after sex. Commonly found dried up bedside and appear similar to a biscuit in size and shape. Also, commonly crunchy and stiff.

susan routinely leaves sperm biscuits scattered about her bedroom

by D. hoff March 16, 2004